High School Hottie, featured in the 2012 MTV Winter Comedy Showcase (via chescaleigh)
This is a parody of the wildly popular “Top Girl” iPhone game. If you’ve never heard of it, brace yourself, cause it’s pretty bad. “Top Girl” (and it’s sister game “Social Girl”) is one of the top free iPhone games, luring girls in with this wonderful game description:
Do gigs, shop, dress, go clubbing and flirt with HOT guys! Create FABULOUS outfits and have fun with your new boyfriend. Get a fantastic job as a fashion model and make tons of money. Flirt with boys and snag a boyfriend that gives you presents when you give him kisses!
Wow! That’s exactly the type of game I want my future daughter playing. One that stresses how important it is to look pretty and land a man to succeed. Awesome.
